remember him?
i actually had forgotten about him
thank you for this
I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he’s basically saying is he likes to get…paidThe internet can bastardize it all it likes, Shrek was a great fuckin film.
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In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
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I, old sport, don’t, old sport, understand, old sport, your accent, old sport
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it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
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| me: | yeah i saw that last year on tumblr |